Cartman Sings “Poker Face”

This week’s episode of South Park had a moment here some of the characters were playing Rock Band, with Cartman doing the vocals for Lady Gaga’s Poker Face.  It was so entertaining that I tracked down a full version of the song.  You can download the mp3 from this Rapishare link, or  try downloading the file directly from here (this second link will probably be slower).

Cartman singing Poker Face

UPDATE: I just discovered a different version on youtube.  This one is a video of the song on Rock Band 2 with Cartman singing the lyrics.

One thought on “Cartman Sings “Poker Face”

  1. That song was totally awesome! Better Cartman sings Poker Face than Lady Gaga. And I found its lyrics:

    I wanna hold em’ like they do in Texas plays
    A little gambling is fun when you’re with me
    (I love it)
    Russian Roulette is not the same without a gun
    And baby when it’s love, if its not rough it isn’t fun

    Ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh
    I’ll get him hot, show him what I’ve got
    Ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh
    I’ll get him hot, show him what I’ve got

    Can’t read my, can’t read my
    No he can’t read my poker face
    (She gotta love nobody)
    Can’t read my, can’t read my
    No he can’t read my poker face
    (She gotta love nobody)

    P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
    (Mum mum mum mah)
    P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
    (Mum mum mum mah)

    I wanna roll with him a hard pair we will be
    I don’t give a crap that whale so go and hug a tree
    (I love it)
    Russian Roulette is not the same without a gun
    And baby when it’s love, if its not rough it isn’t fun
    Ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh
    I’ll get him hot, show him what I’ve got
    Ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh
    I’ll get him hot, show him what I’ve got

    Can’t read my, can’t read my
    No he can’t read my poker face
    (She gotta love nobody)
    Can’t read my, can’t read my
    No he can’t read my poker face
    (She gotta love nobody)

    P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
    (Mum mum mum mah)
    P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
    (Mum mum mum mah)

    Can’t read my, can’t read my
    No he can’t read my poker face
    (She gotta love nobody)
    Can’t read my, can’t read my
    No he can’t read my poker face
    (She gotta love nobody)
    Can’t read my, can’t read my
    No he can’t read my poker face
    (She gotta love nobody)
    Can’t read my, can’t read my
    No he can’t read my poker face
    (She gotta love nobody)
    Can’t read my, can’t read my
    No he can’t read my poker face
    (She gotta love nobody)

    P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
    (Mum mum mum mah)
    P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
    (Mum mum mum mah)
    (She gotta love nobody)
    P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
    (Mum mum mum mah)
    P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
    (Mum mum mum mah)
    (She gotta love nobody)
    P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
    (Mum mum mum mah)
    P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
    (Mum mum mum mah)

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