Castro Retires

Well, Castro has finally retired as el Presidente of Cuba.

On hearing the news, US President George Bush threatened to bring “democracy” to the country, saying “The United States will help the people of Cuba realize the blessings of liberty.”

No word, as yet, on when Bush will begin sending troops to bring “democracy” to Cuba.

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