I’ve created a Facebook profile. I feel dirty now. Why would I do such a thing?
I did it for the page hits on my blog. I admit it. I’m a page hit whore. I remember way back when Don’s Rant Page was still in existence, I was getting over a thousand hits a month. I had a taste of the power. I want more. How am I supposed to engage in successful psychodynamic manipulation of a specific subset of people for mysterious purposes when my sphere of influence is so small? Not that I’d ever do such a thing, of course, but, hypothetically, it would be almost impossible.
I suppose it doesn’t matter, really, since, in the near future, we’ve already los– oh, I’ve said to much.