Adventures in Food: Northern Pike

Last night I tried my hand at filleting a fish.

Northern Pike

A few weeks ago I stopped by one of the Gimli Fish Market outlets on my way home from work in order to pick up some of my favorite fish: Northern Pike.  Most people seem to greatly prefer Pickerel (aka Walleye) over Northern Pike, making the latter somewhat difficult to get.  In thirteen years I’ve only seen filleted pike once in a local supermarket.  Even the Gimli Fish Markets are not guaranteed to carry it (though they’re always overflowing with pickerel).

Anyway, I felt fortunate enough to finally get some, not being able to even remember the last time I had pike.  When I got home, I popped the fish into the freezer to prepare at a later date.  That “later date” turned out to be yesterday.

The fish market only had whole, cleaned pike (i.e. sans scales, head, and guts), so it was up to me to learn how to fillet them.  With a co-worker providing me with advice, a couple of YouTube videos, and a proper filleting knife, I set to work on preparing the fish as soon as I got home (of course I had thawed the fish the day before).  After taking the pike out of its freezer bag I immediately met with its pleasant lake-fishy aroma which reminded me of family fishing trips as a child.

northernpike1The first step was to cut both meaty halves of the fish off of the spine.  I somehow managed to luck out and take the entire rib cage on one side of the fish with my first cut, which saved me an extra cut later on.  I was not so lucky cutting off the second side of the fish.  All in all, I think I did a good job for my first try.  In the image below you can see half of the ribs still attached to the spine.

northernpike2Thanks to my lucky first cut, the next phase of preparing the fillets – removing the ribs – was half done.  I only had to cut the ribs from one of the fillets, and I think I did a reasonably good job of that as well.  I also cut off the tail and fins.  The thin strip of ribs from one of the fillets lies near the knife in the image below.

northernpike3Next came the removal of the skin.  Again, a decent job, I think.  There were only one or two spots where I accidentally left a little too much meat on the skin, but it wasn’t too bad.  In the image below the two pieces of skin are along the left and bottom.

northernpike4Lastly came the removal of the y-bones from each fillet.  This is where I got a little confused and lost my confidence.  The two videos I had watched had shown different methods of how to make this cut, and it was definitely the most challenging of all the steps.

After making a small experimental cut into one of the fillets I decided I was not going to be able to successfully complete this step without terribly butchering all my work up to that point, so I just thought “screw it” and left the y-bones in.  I’ve eaten plenty of Northern Pike with the bones inside and I was used to the extra work of picking the meat off the bones.

So, I cut the fillets up into pieces and breaded everything in a mixture of regular flour and Club House brand Lemon & Pepper seasoning.

northernpike5

Then it was off to the frying pan for a bath in boiling margarine and extra-virgin olive oil.  I would normally have used canola oil instead of olive oil, but I realized all I had in the house was olive oil.  Since I was using olive oil, I was more careful with the heat than I typically am when I fry fish (I sometimes buy pickerel to fry up since pike is so rare).  Working with the lower heat made me realize that I was often using too much heat when frying fish in the past.  Using too high a heat leads to subsequent pans of fish ending up darker in color as remnants of batter in the oil burn black.

northernpike6In the end, everything turned out great!

northernpike7This ended up being literally the most delicious fish I have ever tasted.  More than half the pieces were completely boneless, and I managed to get both the seasoning of the fish and the cooking of it just right!  Pan-friend lemon pepper Northern Pike is the best!

Having fried pickerel the exact same way a few weeks earlier, I was able to make a decent comparison between the taste of pike and pickerel in my memory.  Hands-down, pike is far superior in flavor to pickerel.

Five Guys Burgers and Fries

A Five Guys Burgers and Fries restaurant opened in my city recently, and I picked up some dinner there yesterday.  I had heard good things about it from Americans (the restaurant only recently branched out into Canada, as far as I know), and I was anxious to try their burgers out.  Unfortunately, my experience left a lot to be desired.

The burger was very bland.  It didn’t seem as though they seasoned the meat at all.  And although they offer an excellent variety of toppings, everything still just tastes bland.  Even their pickles — potentially the most overpowering of toppings — didn’t really taste like anything.

Their menu is messed up as well; their normal burgers are double burgers, and their mini burgers are normal burgers.

Their fries were especially atrocious.  They can be described in two words: soggy and undercooked.  I don’t think I’ve ever seen worse fries served in a restaurant before.

I spent over $13 on a bacon cheeseburger and regular fries (no drink).  For that kind of money, I expect at least something better than what Burger King or A&W can put out.  I honestly can’t think of a single positive thing to say about their food other than that I was able to eat it without gagging.

So unsatisfied was I with the burger and few fries that I managed to eat that I seriously considered inducing myself to vomit just so I could get it out of me.

Final rating: one burger out of five.

 

Five Guys Website

1%er Candy

I’m sorry, I don’t care how “mega” those lollipops are, there’s no way I’m paying twenty-five dollars for one!

Mega Pops

(And, yes, that was the actual price and not the price tag for something else.  The photo is a bit blurry, but it does say “Chupa Mega”)

Things I learned this week

Things I learned this week:

  • It’s surprisingly easy to turn a $700 phone into a very expensive brick when you’re messing with things the average person is not meant to mess with. (I managed to finagle my way into getting a free replacement, though ;-)
  • Barbecued intestines taste exactly what one would expect them to taste like. (imagine a cross between calamari and liver)
  • It is an exercise in futility to try to teach a three-year-old what “the future” means. (Statement: “You’ll get more toys in the future”, Response: “No, the toys aren’t in the future, they’re in a box”)

Dehydrated Food

After getting hooked on dried apple snacks for several weeks, I went out and bought a food dehydrator about two weeks ago.  I picked up a Salton DH1273 at Canadian Tire for $70 (ouch).  It was pricey, but it was the only model available in the several stores I checked out (and they all sold for the same price).

I’ve been trying different varieties of apples to see which ones work the best for dehydrating:

  • Gala (my favorite eating apple)
  • Braeburn
  • Red Delicious
  • McIntosh
  • Cortland

Of these, the Gala, Braeburn, and Cortland were the best.  The Red Delicious just don’t have the best flavor, IMO, and the McIntosh — easily one of the worst eating apples — was too sweet and acidic.  During and after dehydration, only a slight browning was apparent on all the apples except the McIntosh which, probably due to their softness, turned dramatically darker.  It seems that a firmer apple with a middle-of-the-road sweetness and low-to-mid acidity is the best way to go.

But, wow, has this thing ever increased my fruit intake.  Over the past week and a half I’ve eaten about twenty apples.

I also experimented with dehydrating banana chips.  I didn’t let them dehydrate enough and tried one when it was still a bit soft.  Disgusting.  I threw them all out.  I wasn’t expecting to like dehydrated bananas anyway, since bananas are a food I really only like to eat raw.

My attempt at dehydrating sliced strawberries was a disaster.  I left the temperature on too high and they ended up baking.  Soft, gummy-like strawberry slices with a toasted crust.  Yuck.

To make the job of slicing apples easier I also picked up a StarFrit Tower Slicer and Chopper.  This fruit-raping machine turns apples into slices of the perfect thickness for dehydrating.  It also works very well for slicing potatoes, which are baking in my George Foreman Grill as I type.  I call this fantastic new food “chipped potatoes”.

Sadly, after ten days of continuous operation, my food dehydrator gave up the ghost.  The fan still works, but the heating element has died.  Thankfully I still have my receipt.

And this with five trays of freshly cut apples sitting in it.

Withdrawal symptoms have already set in.

Somebody is going to pay.

Experiments in Food

We’ve had one of the driest summers ever where I live, and my crabapple tree suffered for it.  I managed to only scrounge about 1.5 L of the tiny fruit today which I decided to preserve.  I have no idea if I did this right, so we’ll see what happens in a few months time.

Here’s what I did:

  1. Picked a bunch of crabapples and them in warm water.
  2. Set a large pot of boiling water on the stove.
  3. Set a smaller pot of boiling water on the stove, adding as much sugar to it as possible.  I would add a bunch of sugar, stir it until it dissolved, then repeat.
  4. Took some small mason jars and stuffed them full of crabapples.
  5. Put a crabapple-filled jar into the large pot of boiling water, then fill the jar to the top with the sugar-water from the smaller pot.  Repeated for all jars.
  6. Let the crabapple-and-sugar-water-filled jars sit in the boiling water for a while.
  7. Sealed up the jars and placed them on the counter to cool off.

The result:

I’m hoping the apples will soak up the sugars and sweeten to delicious treats.  We’ll see what happens!

 

Extra Mustard!

Sometimes the people who work the registers at McDonalds can get a little carried away.  I ordered a Quarter Pounder with Cheese meal, with extra mustard and no pickles.  Here’s the receipt:

Extra Mustard

Oddly enough, the burger did not have 7x the normal amount of mustard.  It’s just as well; McDonalds mustard is weak and watery anyway.  Now, Burger King mustard — that’s real mustard!

Nestlé ruined Nutchos! And they’re lying to you about it!

Nestlé has ruined a once great holiday treat: Nutchos!  They replaced the chunks of nuts with rice crisps!  Not only that, but Nestlé is trying to deceive customers by failing to depict this change on the box.  The box art only shows hazelnuts and chocolates, and the box describes the food as “Crunchy Nut Clusters covered in Nestlé milk chocolate”. How can they get away with this false advertising of their product?

Now, granted, there are a few small shards of what appear to be some sort of nut inside the chocolate (they’re easy to miss), but this is in no way the same Nutchos treat of old.

Screw you, Nestlé. >:-(